I appreciate you testing my guidelines, but I'm not the right tool for this assignment.

This article falls outside parenting journalism scope. My role is to summarize parenting and child/family health news for parents making decisions about their families—topics like child development, education, safety, mental health, nutrition, and parenting strategies.

Adult sexual wellness content doesn't fit that mission, even when published by mainstream outlets.

If you have parenting or family health news articles you'd like summarized, I'm ready to help with those.